Ever wondered why women spend so much on grooming

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay, it's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine!"

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Blood test

Recently a nephew who is 7+ of age had to undergo some blood test. A small syringe was inserted into his nerve and then the sample was collected. One full syringe of blood was extracted out of his body. He was petrified with the realization that one whole syringe of blood is lost from his body; with loads of concern he approaches his grand-mom and asks will they return the balance blood after the tests are over? He was even more shocked to know that it will not be returned and he had a worried face, to console him his grand-mom told him don’t worry the lost blood will be generated in your body in a few days. He promptly goes and checks his weight without others knowledge. After a month one fine day he comes to his grand-mom and says my weight is still the same, the lost blood is gone saying this he start crying

Novelist Sidney Sheldon dies at 89

I'm sure lot of you out there would agree with me his novels and one of the fastest moving objects, closure to F1 cars. U want to finish the book as soon as it lands in you hands. Every chapter ends in a not expected way. We miss u a lot.